I have a very sarcastic, dry sense of humor that 90% of people don’t pick up on, so if I’ve ever said anything that offended you, we probably shouldn’t hang out.
June 3rd
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by9:

Jay-Z it’s never wrong by dammmien

by9:

Jay-Z it’s never wrong by dammmien

June 2nd
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Don’t stop ‘til it’s Paris all the way to Japan.

Don’t stop ‘til it’s Paris all the way to Japan.

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alwaysmeanttofly:

and then sam came out at the end, said, “there’s a song I forgot to play,” and it was sanctuary, and I cried.

alwaysmeanttofly:

and then sam came out at the end, said, “there’s a song I forgot to play,” and it was sanctuary, and I cried.

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speaklowifyouspeakrevenge:

I wonder what Sam would do if I threw a bible onstage during the chorus of sanctuary

7:12 PM EST
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imagine going to a concert and being the only member of the audience to show up

 

7:11 PM EST
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methlabrador:

if i was a developer on tumblr i would fuck with people so much i would add a feature where everyone who has ever sent themselves an anon gets a badge on their blog saying “i sent myself anons” and there is no way to get rid of it 

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brosephthunder:

Jordan and his cats

7:10 PM EST
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green4pple:

i absolutely love this. and it’s sooo true!

green4pple:

i absolutely love this. and it’s sooo true!

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Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?